{"id":135,"date":"2007-08-03T23:13:16","date_gmt":"2007-08-04T02:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/meu-dono-e-um-retardado\/"},"modified":"2008-03-22T14:05:46","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T17:05:46","slug":"meu-dono-e-um-retardado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/meu-dono-e-um-retardado\/","title":{"rendered":"Meu dono \u00e9 um retardado!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--adsense#RetGrande_336x280_Humor--><\/p>\n<p>Hahahah, boas essas fotos que recebi por e-mail. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Bom, como estamos em agosto, &#8220;<strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-admin\/post.php?action=edit&amp;post=136\" title=\"Porqu\u00ea agosto \u00e9 o m\u00eas do cachorro louco?\"><strong><em>m\u00eas do cachorro louco<\/em><\/strong><\/a>&#8220;<\/em><\/strong>, heheh, pelo visto <strong>loucos<\/strong> s\u00e3o os donos dos pobres bichinhos&#8230; saca s\u00f3:<\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1065\/1001994669_5af56ea5f3.jpg?v=0\" style=\"BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; BORDER-TOP: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; DISPLAY: inline; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; WIDTH: 384px; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; HEIGHT: 288px\" title=\"Esse \u00e9 t\u00edmido...\" height=\"288\" width=\"384\" alt=\"Esse \u00e9 t\u00edmido...\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">Esse \u00e9 o t\u00edmido&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1363\/1001994901_eec424d3e1.jpg?v=0\" style=\"BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; BORDER-TOP: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; DISPLAY: inline; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; WIDTH: 450px; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; HEIGHT: 317px\" title=\"Pose sensual...\" height=\"317\" width=\"450\" alt=\"Pose sensual...\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">Pose sensual&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1201\/1002845966_5115bccdf0.jpg?v=0\" style=\"BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; BORDER-TOP: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; DISPLAY: inline; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; WIDTH: 362px; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,0,0) 2px solid; HEIGHT: 470px\" title=\"Mestre Yoda\" height=\"470\" width=\"362\" alt=\"Mestre Yoda\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><em>Que a for\u00e7a esteja com voc\u00ea!<\/em> \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: left\"><strong>\ud83d\ude42 <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 1.2em\">O Minist\u00e9rio da Sa\u00fade e a bicharada advertem: Vacine o seu dono regularmente!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"zoundry_bw_tags\">\n  <!-- Tag links generated by Zoundry Blog Writer. Do not manually edit. http:\/\/www.zoundry.com --><br \/>\n  <span class=\"ztags\"><\/span><span class=\"ztagspace\">Technorati<\/span> : <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/pets%20bichos%20engracado\" class=\"ztag\" rel=\"tag\">pets bichos engracado<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahahah, boas essas fotos que recebi por e-mail. \ud83d\ude42 Bom, como estamos em agosto, &#8220;m\u00eas do cachorro louco&#8220;, heheh, pelo visto loucos s\u00e3o os donos dos pobres bichinhos&#8230; saca s\u00f3: Esse \u00e9 o t\u00edmido&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b Pose sensual&#8230; \ud83d\ude1b Que a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/meu-dono-e-um-retardado\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22],"tags":[102,910],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.reinaldo.pro.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}